bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via taylornot2swift)

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

(via gilbirdsforgilberts)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via gilbirdsforgilberts)

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(via curiousfudge)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via kelseycantmath)