shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

klefable:

"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited

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“Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.”
— (via seabelle)

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p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

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“It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful; yet everything is dying.”
— (via 0nestepcloser)

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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